Couple o years ago me an 19 other mates went down to Normandy from Zeebrugge. to save time we went on the peage, been travelling for about 1.5 hours when we pulled in to a service area due to my mate Unlucky Dave complaining of a loud noise from the rear of his CBR600, ended up with most of the gang doing a cross between a post mortem and a problem page jobby on Daves bike, me an another mates leftem to it and went for a brew.
1/2 hour later things were getting dire no one could find the problem on Unlucky Daves pride n joy, one said must be the chain, another said must be wheel bearings one said to Dave must be cos your a fat git cos its only noisey when your on it. Me n my mate Kim said bollocks, you lot go for a brew and we will fix it.
All traipsed off leaving me n Kim to do the business, 3 seconds later problem solved, we just like to see experts struggle (cos one of the group is a bike dealer), every one came back, Dave over the moon cause we'd fixed his bike, promised pots o gold (not really just loads of beer).
The moral to this tale is that if you fit a hugger and use soft luggage make sure any straps or bungees stopping the luggage from flapping around are well away from the hugger, due to the closeness of the fit any pressure on top of the hugger caused by the straps will push it on to the tyre making a horrible noise every time you hit a bump or like Unlucky Dave your short fat n 50

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