Heard it on the radio this morning that as from February 03 there will be NO reminders sent out to car or bike owners,that their TAX is DUE and that there is going to be a big clamp down on TAX dodges.

And for "ONE PERSON WHO WILL REAMAIN ANNONYMOUS" Will not NEED REMINDING OF TAX DISCS as ..his... is never on the BIKE, as it KILLS SNAILS, so he gets reminded FREE OF CHARGE and will do so forever..THAT IS THE LAW.

............GINGER HAIRED AND PROUD OF IT...ring any bells

Not quite what the DVLA say about it on their web site

DVLA

Thats what was said on TRAX radio this morning as heard by a mate as well, but I don't suppose they are always right.

.. i saw tax disc on the ginger haired ones bike today, so i think you owe him a apology!  :p

it's valid too!






which is nice.....

Thats because you don't see many snails at this time of year.  :p  :laughcont:

IT sounds like it's PICK on ZOMBIE YEAR

Then again We all have across to bear, some are just heavier than others..

I can take - said the actress to the bishop - so BRING IT ON!

Personally I like a bit of light hearted piss taking  - never hurts anyone unless they're a bit of a ladyboy or the piss taker gets carried away and KEEPS FECKING GOING ON ABOUT FECKING SNAILS THE WHOLE FECKING TIME!

Those snail were running race shells and soft compound mucus, they knew the roads and I never stood a chance.

This is becoming VERY interesting!

We now have giraffes, snails and haggi (plural of haggis!).

Wot else lurks by the roadside?

AND,



There's BikerDave's Hedgehog!!!!!!

So for the benefit of the innocent-what actually happened with the snails then Zombie?

plug will provide a far more interesting account of the christmas of 2002 and the incident.

It's to do with tax - road fund licence that is - a dark road to doncaster and a snail.

Oi Zombie:



Never took you for a tax dodging snall buggerer from Doncaster m8! Look at the little fellas....

Look at that - that's waht im talking about!  He's like a coiled spring!  Looks at the glint in his eyes, I bet he can really motor.

Hey Zombie

Suprising how the little beggers creep up on ya innit?? and they leave ya standing..the story slides on on on on on oops.

...WHAT WAS THAT EH??.........OH BUGGER..........................

It's like the Dark tower.  we find Roland of Gilead alone and confused and having forgot the face of his father.  the world has moved on for Roland and the great halls ly baron from what lies and seeps and has yet to be explained.  He meets Martin, the man in black and the teller of tales and spends the night that lasts for ten years.  he is attacked by the lobstrocities and finds doorways on a beach that lead him to our world where he draws the three.  the three are actually two but one has a split personallity.  then they ride the monorail in the form of Blaine the train and face death again with his ultimatum for riddles.  They escape this and the three stop beside a thinny for the night whereupon Roland recounts the tale of Susan Dlegado and the mejis reping fair. he talks of Farson and of the good men and of the man in black who decides to put in a cameo appearance.

u;timatel you spend six and a half years reading it and never find out anything about the dark tower or what the feck is actually going on and yet you long for the release of the forth part.

So the riddle of the snails will never be revealed and yhet will always remain intriguing like the wife of the bloke next door who's not all that really but who eludes your filthy desire and becomes all the more attractive for it.



apparently.

Snails always look surprised to me.

It's like they're sliding around going  - christ! blimey! look at that! WTF!
















I'll get my poncho

I prefer them with garlic butter meself :p

They are quick tho', especially if you ride a Honda