Did you see the news report about the boat hitting the sunken tanker called the Tricolor in the English channel. The tricolor is 200 metres long, had two warning ships standing by, warning buoys and they still couldn't avoid it.

It makes me feel a bit better about the hedgehog I ran over.  

Also had coastguards screaming at them from both sides the channel - probly speaking wrong language


Hey you - big shippy-fellow - Y U go wong-way?

ah fecky-feck

i remember a joke something along them lines let me see if i can remember it


canadians : ( to americans ) you are on a collision course please turn 15 degrees to starboard

americans : cant do that feller you turn 15 degrees to port

canadians : I repeat you are on a collision course please turn 15 degrees to starboard

americans : this is the american navy on partrol i repeat sir turn 15 degrees to port

canadians : for the last time you are on a collision course please turn 15 degrees to starboard

americans : this is the biggest god damn aircraft carrier in the fleet we are accompained by 5 frigates 5 subs & 5 support ships YOU TURN TO PORT


canadions : this is a light house  your call !
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