Vaguely on this subject - thought this might amuse - found it on the net somewhere........
"I love motorcycles, and like many of you, what first drew me to bikes was not just riding, but the feeling that I'd become part of a special community-a brotherhood, really. Nothing better than a long ride down the interstate, waving to the members of my beloved clan. Except when I pass Harley guys. I hate Harley guys. Hate, hate, hate. When they pass me on the highway, you know what I do? I don't wave. With their little tassle handlebars and the studded luggage and the half-helmets-God, they drive me crazy.
You know who else I hate? BMW guys. Oh, I hate those guys: I don't wave at them, either. They think they're great, sitting all upright, with their 180-degree German engines. They're almost as bad as those old bastards on tourers. You know what I call those bikes? "Two-wheeled couches!" Get it? They're so big. They ride like they've got all day. Appreciate the scenery somewhere else, Grampa, and while you're at it, I'm not waving to you.
Ducati guys - I don't wave at them either. Why don't they spend a little more on their bikes? "You can have any color you want, as long as it's red." How cool! Like they know what a desmo-whatever engine is, anyway. Try finding the battery, you wannabe racers! I never wave at those guys. Laverda guys are worse. I mean, is it a bike or a fruit? Those guys and their orange bikes - are you kidding? If Italian bikes are so great why can't each maker afford more than one can of paint? Anyways, I'd never wave at an orange bike.
Suzuki guys aren't much better, so I never wave at them either. They have those stupid helmets on top of their stupid heads, but God forbid they should wear any other safety gear. They make me mad. Sometimes they speed by and look at me and you know what I do? I don't wave. I just keep on going.
Please, don't get me started on Kawasaki guys. Ninjas? What are you, 12 years old? Team Green my ass. I never wave at Kawasaki guys.
I ride a Honda, and wave at Honda guys, but even then, not at a guy in full leathers. Never, never, never. Yeah, like you're going to get your knee down on the New York Thruway. Nice crotch, by the way. Guys in full leathers will never get a wave from me, and by the way, neither will the guys in two-piece leathers. And I'll tell you who else I'm not waving at - those guys with the helmets with the loud paintjobs. Four pounds of paint on a two pound helmet- like I'm going to wave back to that! I'll also never wave at someone with a mirrored visor. Or helmet stickers. Or racing gloves. Or hiking boots.
To me, motorcycling is a like a family, a close-knit brotherhood of people who ride Hondas, wear jeans and leather jacket (not Vanson) with regular gloves and solid-color helmet with a clear visor, no stickers, no racing gloves and regular boots. And isn't that what really makes riding so special?"