Get it painted in the original colours. They look lovely.

  Zombie  if she kills you can i have your bike ?

well dont wabt to waste time looking for one if you are gone you wont need it lol

I want a shot. Give us a go Zombie, ya lucky bugger.  :alien:

Hows the shed/lean to coming on then Zombie?
Just remember...............................................................

There is NO SUCH THING AS TOO MANY BIKES....................

Just keep repeating that to yourself -no matter what- & you will come out smelling of roses.

respect to that man - oh for balls of steel like that  

Tales of the unexpected -

Woman cooking sunday roast tells police that her husband has been murdered.  They find him lying with his head fooked in by object and persons unknown.  They stay at the house taking prints etc with no joy.  she gives them the roast dinner to save it going to waste.











THEY ATE THE MURDER WEAPON - SHE CRACKED IM ED WITH A FROZEN LEG OF LAMB!


Think on people, think on.

I find it strangely ironic that the fire is now paying for the outside redec of the house and so freeing up my bike money!
Haven't made a start on the leanto/ultrashed yet as the insurance stillneed more quotes for this and that.  Will be so sweet to finally have an 'indoors' place for me bike(s) though!
Changing oil in the pouring rain is not good and not being able to do a simple job on the bike after work simply because it's dark is a pain in the jacksie.

After Bea's killed me they'll likely be sold off cheap !

im getting the spare room ready for ya mate!

well either that or i hear the chairs in the tea room at work are not bad for sleeping on...

I have plumped for the restored VF750. So that's one taxed and ticketed VF750 and one donor VF750 with V5 for £600.  Just won the auction and haven't told Bea!

Right, Ive done it!  Told Bea that is.  She took it quite well I thought.  She just said oh for f***s sake about ten times and sort of shook her head a lot and scowled for about an hour.  I asked her if she was angry and she said of course I effing well am and then threw a tea towel at me.

She'll get over it!

The Guitar Man  phoned today and let me know that he'll be here at 11 am tomorrow with my new steed.  Im still chuffed.

Thats not too bad. Last week, the wife hit me with a lb of sausages. It was like a big wet slap on the back of the heid.

Luckily, they were still in the plastic bag.


I refuse to say, what I'd said in order for the wife to resort to such violence.  :no:

So when can I get a shot..

I got hit on the back of the head with a packet of sausages once. They were in the bag too.
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They were also frozen.

:oops:

- Spud.

Luckily enough, the ones that hit me were not frozen, they just sort of shaped themselves around my head.  :O


A frozen leg of lamb would probably kill you.  :nod: