In the garage today or better known in our house hold as ARKWRITES SHOP AS its usualy open all hours.

I got the scottoiler touring kit fitted along with fitting a handle bar clock
( wonder how long that stays put for ) and as usual made up my own idea for the scottoiler feed pipe in copper tube.

I find that the plastic tube was unsightly , so I made up my own attatchment that fits up underneath the swing arm via 2x 5mmm s/steel spring washers and bolts that are drilled and taped into the underside.

I use my own feed pipe, rubber cotton coated so it goes right to the copper delivery end and is able to move with the swing arm then I go back to original plastic pipe with smaller bore feed pipe to sprocket.

I will eventualy get to the Triumph

I'm looking forward to the Triumph. Plug, have you got a digital camera yet.

I was hoping for a series of photos to show how things progessed.

It went like this:-

Plug looks at bike and oiler kit and ponders job. Visists local, chats with serfs. Goes back to garage with larger sherry and watches as tom the poachers son fits oiler and homemade tubing robbed from basil the farmers milking rig.
Then goes back and checks the drainage in the lower field before retiring in the west wing of plug hall with a hot toddy and a good book.

Did the poachers son use the double injector dad? Ive never believed scottoilers claim the oil can be delivered to one side of the chain and make its way accross to the other.

OI- I resent that comment.

I have never been to Plug Hall and the use of the word 'Hot' before my name is very insulting.





I Prefer the term- Sexually Magnetic.

He certainly did my son.

He made it from copper tube and soldered them together forming a" Y" peice then puting the plastic tube onto both ends thus bending the c/tube to direct oil onto the right area/s.

For your infomation my son ..

The rubber tube came from the right hand side teat sucker on farmer Giles's milking machine type ZZR ref number 1100 c1996 or there abouts, the coulor of the milking machine is a rather fancy wine'y type red with a wheel at each end to move the machine about the milking parlour keeping far away from the drainage gully where the oil leaks in to from said machine.

In all the machine runs very well while being looked after by a rather slim lanky partialy ginger haired peasent boy, who sits in a corner reading porno books while waiting for the change over cows as he know alot about cows seeing how hes been with a lot of late.

The lad is usualy welmeaning and comes from a stock that is now redundant by present day standards but as they say ..HE TRIES HARD AND SHOWS NO PROGRESS AT ALL but he soldiers on as times are hard, he's always flogging himself in the other shed but farmer Giles has yet to catch him at it as he can be quick at times and the sight could be enough to put you off your bangers n' mash for life.

So me o'l son I hope this has enlightened you in the art of soldering /waffel/bulls**t and MILKING