One minute the old jobs in jeopardy the next its all hunky dory again. theres a full face lid, waterproofs, gloves and five cans of stella under the seat by the way!





Some kids were at the naafi a minute ago. I pulled up and as i took my lid off i heard one say, look john theres another bike. At this point i heard the one who must have been john say, thats not a bike thats a scooter - scooters are sh!t!
See you when i whizz past the bus stop mother f**er!

and before you ask i had it up to ninety five on the a12 and it was silky mate, with a quarter turn left in the throttle !

So is this the new steed? Whats with the decapitated barbie on the mudguard?

Thats Jim royle and hes lying on the grass next to ozzy osbourne who's just out of shot with the reast of the beers!

I wouldn't mind a go on one myself.

Looks like it would be good for long trips. That seat looks more comfortable than my sofa.


Looks good zomb. With that size of engine, its more bike than scooter.

fecking hell anything looks good at the mo, i'd buy one of those fecking motorized mini scooters at the moment, anything to get on the road again.


seriously zomb looks nice

One of the Welsh lads had got one similar to that when I was down that way with Ren, BJ and the others a few weeks back. It certainly didn't disgrace itself

lets face it, its a scooter but it goes well and it handles well too. Itll never feel like a 'proper' bike coz of the riding position but it goes like stink and is very smooth at seventy and above. I would rather manuacturers made things that look more likes with cvt but what can i do? im a victim of market forces! Tales of the 850 gilera still abound and im convinced that a 1000cc scoot will be on the road before the end of the decade. bring it on and ill thrash the living daylights out of it!

Still, at least i dont have to rick my neck nodding anymore as no bugger seems to nod at me! Not that im bothered.....cheeky sh!tes ive had more bikes than they've had hot dinners.....

When I still had my SV I got chased by a bloke one night on a big Scoot. I think it was a T-Max or similar. He bought it for commuting on, had a real bike too but found that the scoot was so easy to ride at a reasonable speed that he hardly rode anything but his scoot anymore

Enjoy it Zombie.

Hope it makes you happy.

lookin good zomb

it's even the right colour. the neighbours will never notice thre difference ( the deaf ones at least !)

Feck, Ozzy is on the drink already..

I have to admit i miss the stomp and the howl of the zed but its gone to a good home!

If any fecker turns the mirrors round on this one they're getting a titanium and carbon fibre foot in their earole i can tell ya!

i think i said the zed was #sporty but not offensively loud' maybe a bit poetic licnece but it never offended me!

Hey sir vix, run it up in second then shut the throttle and listen to it bang and spit like a formula one car - THATS why we like bikes!

needs a service then?
mine doesnt bang n spit' air getting into the zorsts?

No youre just no trying hard enough!

ok it doesnt bang and spit it 'burbles'.

It looks like fastfitter in the helmet with the specs on zomb?? he will get anywhere for a freebie, best get off, for fastfitter see's this.

it's got a second gear ??? hmmmm, i thought the fuel consumption was a little crappy.

but i really don't need it. i never go over 40 mph























found an empty straight road today with no cameras. pull back on the stick.....rotate !!