Full Version: Win a Rizla-Suzuki
Um - win a couple of tickets to the NEC Bike Show........
Sorry, its this one, that you want. http://www.rizla-suzuki.co.uk/competition/default.asp
The rules state:-
3. Entrants must be adult smokers aged 18 years of age and over.
So that mean I need to start trying my hardest to get lung cancer? hehe
3. Entrants must be adult smokers aged 18 years of age and over.
So that mean I need to start trying my hardest to get lung cancer? hehe
Well my entrys in, (sits back and rolls a fag using RIZLA papers)
QUOTE(BlackObsidian @ Sep 26 2003, 05:53 PM)
The rules state:-
3. Entrants must be adult smokers aged 18 years of age and over.
3. Entrants must be adult smokers aged 18 years of age and over.
Bugger, I didn't see that.
Do ex-smokers count. 
QUOTE(bikerdave @ Sep 26 2003, 07:43 PM)
Bugger, I didn't see that.
Do ex-smokers count. nope which means you'll have to offer it as a prize to the first person to makes 10000 posts
QUOTE(ima @ Sep 26 2003, 07:47 PM)
you'll have to offer it as a prize to the first person to makes 10000 posts
awe go on 
QUOTE(ima @ Sep 26 2003, 08:08 PM)
awe go on
No - Its mine.
and how are they going to know? Check for nicotine stains on your fingers, ask you to cough and see if cough anything up or ask for a cotinine test?
Well my entry's in!
And what, you may well ask, would I do with a Gixer Thou? - being as I am by nature a pootler, and this is not a bike that would take kindly to pootling!
Well, if I win. I shall donate it to Dennis Hobbs - he's a privateer in the BSB, doing incredibly well on such machinery and tyres as he and his sponsors can afford! He's lying second in the Privateers Cup, in spite of not starting at the beginning of the season, and might have clinched it but he had a big highside at Brands and bent the bike and himself, so couldn't even ride in the second race.
Watch him this weekend at Donington!
Read about him in 'Motorcycle Racer'
Have a look at Dennis Hobbs Racing
And see what they say on The Hornet's Nest - they're all Dennis fans cos he won the Hornet Cup a couple of years ago...
And what, you may well ask, would I do with a Gixer Thou? - being as I am by nature a pootler, and this is not a bike that would take kindly to pootling!
Well, if I win. I shall donate it to Dennis Hobbs - he's a privateer in the BSB, doing incredibly well on such machinery and tyres as he and his sponsors can afford! He's lying second in the Privateers Cup, in spite of not starting at the beginning of the season, and might have clinched it but he had a big highside at Brands and bent the bike and himself, so couldn't even ride in the second race.
Watch him this weekend at Donington!
Read about him in 'Motorcycle Racer'
Have a look at Dennis Hobbs Racing
And see what they say on The Hornet's Nest - they're all Dennis fans cos he won the Hornet Cup a couple of years ago...
QUOTE(BikerGran @ Sep 26 2003, 10:46 PM)
Well my entry's in!
And what, you may well ask, would I do with a Gixer Thou? - being as I am by nature a pootler, and this is not a bike that would take kindly to pootling!
Well, if I win. I shall donate it to Dennis Hobbs - he's a privateer in the BSB, doing incredibly well on such machinery and tyres as he and his sponsors can afford! He's lying second in the Privateers Cup, in spite of not starting at the beginning of the season, and might have clinched it but he had a big highside at Brands and bent the bike and himself, so couldn't even ride in the second race.
Watch him this weekend at Donington!
And what, you may well ask, would I do with a Gixer Thou? - being as I am by nature a pootler, and this is not a bike that would take kindly to pootling!
Well, if I win. I shall donate it to Dennis Hobbs - he's a privateer in the BSB, doing incredibly well on such machinery and tyres as he and his sponsors can afford! He's lying second in the Privateers Cup, in spite of not starting at the beginning of the season, and might have clinched it but he had a big highside at Brands and bent the bike and himself, so couldn't even ride in the second race.
Watch him this weekend at Donington!
i could think of a young, nice, worthy, kind, sweet, needy, kind, good-looking young man you could give it to....
Won't be much good to him BG as it's only a 600 not a thou.
Oops! 
QUOTE(Leon @ Sep 26 2003, 10:54 PM)
i could think of a young, nice, worthy, kind, sweet, needy, kind, good-looking young man you could give it to....
Who!!!!!!
:tounge:
Im going to sell it and buy myself a new 650 scooter.
Rizzla owe me - ive been using their papers for years and now its payback time!
To find out if you are an over eighteen years of age smoker simply answer the following questions being as honest as you can.
Where you born before the 27th of september 1985?
a- Yes
b- No
If you arrive at a bustop and notice from the timetable that your bus does not arrive for a further fifteen minutes what do you do?
a- Have a fag,
b- Go for a walk round the block
c- Read a book
When sitting in a resturaunt , waiting for a waiter to bring the menus and noticing the 'no smoking at all ' sign, what do you think of?
a- Having a fag
b- what a nice place it is
c- are the toilets sanitary
If you had you tea break shortened from fifteen minutes to ten what would you do?
a- Have a fag and forget the sandwhiches
b- eat the sandwhiches quicker
c- go out on strike
If you answered 'a' to the above then it is very likely that youor are an over eighteen smoker. If you answered mostly 'b' and 'c' then congratulations you win several more years of healthy life.
Like Ian said though, how would they know?
Rizzla owe me - ive been using their papers for years and now its payback time!
To find out if you are an over eighteen years of age smoker simply answer the following questions being as honest as you can.
Where you born before the 27th of september 1985?
a- Yes
b- No
If you arrive at a bustop and notice from the timetable that your bus does not arrive for a further fifteen minutes what do you do?
a- Have a fag,
b- Go for a walk round the block
c- Read a book
When sitting in a resturaunt , waiting for a waiter to bring the menus and noticing the 'no smoking at all ' sign, what do you think of?
a- Having a fag
b- what a nice place it is
c- are the toilets sanitary
If you had you tea break shortened from fifteen minutes to ten what would you do?
a- Have a fag and forget the sandwhiches
b- eat the sandwhiches quicker
c- go out on strike
If you answered 'a' to the above then it is very likely that youor are an over eighteen smoker. If you answered mostly 'b' and 'c' then congratulations you win several more years of healthy life.
Like Ian said though, how would they know?
seems i'm a straight "a" student on this.
When do i pick up the bike????????
When do i pick up the bike????????
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Like Ian said though, how would they know?
Probably check fingers n nails for heavy deposits of nicotine/tar stains, forrensic sampling of beard, mustach and/or nose hairs, Failing that they'll probably lock you up for a day in a sealed room with no Papers/baccy and twenty other chain smokers blowin' smoke in yer face - If you walk out you've failed but on the other hand if it's straight jacket, withdrawal, tears, jumping the smokers, and ignoring those with Swan papers, after an agonising 10 minutes then your in with a shout
Swan papers! Grrrr!
Buggers never stick together for more than the time it takes to smoke half a roll up !
And why dont rizzla get with the program and give away an A4 sized bit of roach-perfect cardboard with every packet?
they could special deals on a packet of blue rizzla and ten bee and aitch!
Buggers never stick together for more than the time it takes to smoke half a roll up !
And why dont rizzla get with the program and give away an A4 sized bit of roach-perfect cardboard with every packet?
they could special deals on a packet of blue rizzla and ten bee and aitch!
not a big fan of swan papers i have to say rizla are "the guys" but a company called zigzag do a mean licquorice one.
Eeee by gum, as I remembers, 'when I was a lad' riding up the then A74 an the bike chain snapped (luckily no damage done ) where would I have been without the Rizzla's - 4 packets later and I had fashioned a chain, which lasted another 3 years. Now, Swan don't make glue like that, I can tell you. But the last 300 miles home were a real pig - had to keep tightening the chain so I could have a smoke!
Ahem............
) where would I have been without the Rizzla's - 4 packets later and I had fashioned a chain, which lasted another 3 years. Now, Swan don't make glue like that, I can tell you. But the last 300 miles home were a real pig - had to keep tightening the chain so I could have a smoke!Ahem............
QUOTE(Greasy Joe @ Sep 27 2003, 09:26 PM)
Eeee by gum, as I remembers, 'when I was a lad' riding up the then A74 an the bike chain snapped (luckily no damage done ) where would I have been without the Rizzla's - 4 packets later and I had fashioned a chain, which lasted another 3 years. Now, Swan don't make glue like that, I can tell you. But the last 300 miles home were a real pig - had to keep tightening the chain so I could have a smoke!
Ahem............
) where would I have been without the Rizzla's - 4 packets later and I had fashioned a chain, which lasted another 3 years. Now, Swan don't make glue like that, I can tell you. But the last 300 miles home were a real pig - had to keep tightening the chain so I could have a smoke!Ahem............
Aye, its a pity they didn't have Rizzla's on the Titanic. Although water apparently makes them a bit mushy.
GJ -
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