Today, 23/06/02006, was yet another attempt to pass the test after the first two attempts. This time I was with Steve, the boss instructor, who was “sick of me not passing and going to sort things out once and for all”… Hey ho.

This I thought was going to be the worst attempt of all. The aged bike I had been training on, the GS500 had been pensioned off and I was to ride a CBF500. Never been on one before and I was hoping it wouldn’t be that different to the GS500. I knew the GS500 quite well and was very comfortable on it. Though it’s been called a bit of a tractor, I knew what it would do, how it would do it and when it would do it. The CBF500 was a different matter for me. Different biting point on the clutch (obviously), it seemed heavier and it seemed to have more torque at the bottom of the rev range. Coupled with the fact that I had not been on a 500 for 5 weeks, consequently, my slow bike control was terrible. My U-turns had gone tits up. I could only manage two out of every ten in the morning pre-test practice. I even dropped the bike twice, once banging my noggin on the road. I had expected to be better as I had been out practicing on the 125 all week and had gotten my U-turns almost perfected or so I thought. We also seemed to do very little riding that morning which was even more worrying and a little puzzling as to why. Oh god, I thought, this was never going to work.

Through the practice we did, there were some useful tips which I could have done with knowing before. Steve pointed out to me that when stationary; he noticed that my wrist was crooked upwards on the throttle. This being a bad idea as it caused you to have poor throttle adjustment when riding slowly or have a fist full of throttle if panic sets in. Far better to have the wrist in a relaxed straight line from your elbow to the knuckles. Another good thing with Steve is that he points out the good things you do as well as the bad. While Aiden, my former instructor was excellent, he would only point out when you were going wrong. Everything else was met with a stony silence. I sometimes think this approach doesn’t build up confidence as every thing you think you do is bad.

The test came around, at 1:30PM, and the nerves struck with a vengeance. Each attempt seemed to be getting more nerve racking than the last and this one, I particularly had no confidence with at all. After the two general maintenance questions, we were off. Bike control seemed not too bad though, but all too soon we arrived at the place of the dreaded U-turns, (Venture not here, traveller, for there be dragons!) Got off the bike, wheeled it around in the road. Seemed fine. Then it was back on and he asked to box around the streets and come back for the controlled stop. Great, I thought, he’s forgotten about the U-turn. The controlled stop went fine, though the bike had ABS and I felt like I was cheating somehow. He then asked me for the U-turn. Rats! I thought, but I managed to scrape a half decent one surprisingly.

Back onto the roads again, across the dreaded Merry Hill (Hell?) Island and didn’t get caught out this time. Towards the end of the test though, I had done something I felt was dangerous afterwards when my concentration slipped a bit. I had joined a right filter lane a little too early, venturing slightly into an oncoming right filter lane behind it and which a transit van was just about to enter. B*gger, thinks I, that’s failed me.

After a few more miles of twists and turns, we arrived back at the test centre. I answered the final question about pillion riders and I waited for hammer to fall, but after all the anxiety of this and that, I ended up with three minors. One was going slightly wide at a junction, another was I could have positioned myself better when turning right once and the other was when I left an indicator on longer than that was necessary. I asked the examiner about the filter thing and he said it was so minute an incident, it wasn’t worth mentioning. Seemed I got through on luck after all, which clouded my relief somewhat that the test was all over.

Only thing to do now was to get back to Streetbike, with out getting killed and spoiling everything. Which, incidentally one driver tried to do as he dived out from behind a container lorry, which he had been hiding behind, in a queue of oncoming traffic to do a u-turn in front of me. Lesson learnt from my first off, a year before and I managed to stop in time though so he didn’t get me.

When we got back to Streetbike, the last thing Steve did before he shook my hand and congratulated me, was to take my helmet off me, throw it the skip and send me to the clothing department to buy another as he had been swearing to all day. I didn’t think I had damaged it that much, but Steve said it was a nasty knock and to tell the truth, I suspected that my youngest had treated it as football sometimes. They gave me ten percent discount though. Very impressive I thought.

So all in all, a mostly successful day. It left me extremely knackered though. Must have been all that nervous tension.
Oh and they lack of practice? That was Steve’s cunning plan to not have me burned out before the test… which was nice!

Thinking about ROSPA now. Am I a glutton for punishment or what?

Congratulations on passing.
I don't know how you remembered all those details, all I could remember was the bit where he said I passed

Well done B2B
Nice account Might be a good idea to get a few miles under yer belt before signing up for advanced tho

Well done mate

finaly......................................................

Wa-hay!!! I thought the way you started this post that you'd failed. Congratulations mate! Another one for the Third Time Lucky Club!

PS: I know what you mean about The Pig (which is what I called CB500 I rode on one of my DAS days). It's definitely more top-heavy than the GS and I found slow control harder with it than the Suzuki. I dropped it on my first attempt at a u-turn with the beast though managed it the next few times once I got used to the different bike.

This is for passing despite the nerves, the bad pre-test and the last-minute change of bike ->

well done mate

Nice one, well done on passing; especially after the lesson you had beforehand!

WWAAHHHEEEYYYYYYYYYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Well done mate!!!

I must confess I didn't read anything of your post..I just scrolled down trying to find the word I PASSED....
I was just to curious and without time to read it all.... will read later!

congrats!!

congratulations on passing, i passed mine a couple of weeks ago too. i can also remember every detail, and every mistake i made, getting back to the test centre expecting to hear the dreaded 'F' word. only to pass with 5 minors. I'm lovin it, well done!!!!

Congratulations B2BM I have enjoy reading your accounts of each test. Glad you nailed it and that you passed!

I'd get a few miles under your belt before doing the advanced, so your a bit more confident on your own bike first, get to know the bike etc build your confidence maybe a couple of months or so?

Congratulations mate!!! I failed my test on friday. Looks like you have got more luck than me

Bummer! Better luck next time TCD. If stories like B2BM's show anything, it's that perseverance pays off (took me three attempts too). Here's to your next test mate!

B2BM!!!!

About bloody time mate!

I thought you'd started the thread to tell us all you'd failed again! Ha!

I think the Rospa seems like a great idea, from what i gather its only your nerves that are getting the best of you and now that the pressure is off your going to do just fine mate!

Will we be seeing you at bassetts pole on tomorrow? Hopefully riding that (crashbunged) Gixxer of yours?

Well done!!

Well done matey

Congratulations!!

Well done good to read your comprehensive account. congrats.

well done

Well done B2Bm!!!!

Biker Burgers at the B Pole are on you then tomorrow

MikeST always has 2 - greedy pig

B2bm, fantastic write up mate, pissed myself laughing all the way through ( if you were an instructor youd understand why)!

my favourite bit was when you said it was, what did you say, something like it fairly successful day! YOU PASSED WITH THREE MINORS AND YOU THINK IT WAS ''FAIRLY '' SUCCESSFUL!!!! brilliant mate, youve done well.

Really well done B2BM . Cracking news. See you at B/Pole tomorrow?

Congratulations, well done, normally when I see a post this long I just click off, but I was glued didn't cheat either to get to the end quicker, great account, all I can remember of mine is doing the U-turn and the controlled stop then at every junction chanting to myself turn off the indicator, turn off the indicator, I really couldn't go through another fail.

fantastic news and a great way to start the week well earned

What say we try to persuade B2BM to wirte a proper article type thingy for the fonrt page about this test or the entire experience of das?

Bloody great idea Zombie, hows about linking all of his das posts together?

congrats B2BM hopefully see you at Bassetts soon!!

I think thats a great idea, and considering theres 3 posts on it am sure they could be assimilated into one

Congrats B2BM

And good idea about writing an article about the DAS too, its an interesting (and hopefully helpful) read.

Thanks everyone.

I'd be happy to write an article if it would help others out.

Nice one mate!!!