How do you keep your leather trouser smelling perfumed. Needless to say, I have noticed my leathers becoming rather smelly.  :blush: Yes, I know I should stop farting so much but it is mainly due to the vibration from the bike and scaring myself going into corners.

Any tips for keeping your leather smelling spring fresh.

You could always tie an air freshener to your todger  :laughcont:

Febreze, my old man.

And a stanley knife, to add a vent

Barra

I may give it a go, Gotta be worth a bash.

Try washing yer arris  :swivel:

I'll have you know, i shot blast my erse on a regular basis.  :cool:  :bum:

I don't even want to get into this one  :laughcont:  :laughcont: