There were two 'ped riders. 'ped rider 1 (we'll call him sh!t for brains) was riding a 50cc red one with scuff marks all down the side and 'ped rider 2 (we'll call him twonk) was riding a 50cc blue one with a flat front tire.

SfB was riding at around 50mph along a straight road in Chessington, Surrey closely followed by twonk. Both SfB and twonk were extremely safety concious and were wearing blue Adidas Track Bottoms and pink Nickelson t-shirts for protection. As they found gloves uncomfortable they had none on.

SfB noticed up ahead a grey DNA riding along at around 35mph, just over the speed limit and realised he was gaining fast. twonk wasn't really paying attention to the road, he was watching SfB and wondering how he was going to overtake him.

SfB went hooning past the DNA and into a right-hand turn quickly followed by a left turn and then a roundabout. Within a split second twonk was right behind SfB as SfB slowed for the turnings. SfB realised he was still going too fast so he slammed on the anchors on the left hand bend and rode into the nice shiney bollard separating the two sides of the road but he remained on his 'ped. twonk thought it might be an interesting idea to plow into the back of SfB resulting in little plastic pieces all over the floor from smashed fairings and the two 'peds lay in a heap by the bollard with the two riders laying on the floor next to them.

By this time the DNA rider had seen everything that happened and pulled to the side of the road to help.

SfB got up and removed his helmet, checking the bleeding grazes on his arms and knees. twonk did likewise.

As the DNA rider walked over the road SfB smacked twonk in the face and a fight ensued. The DNA rider decided not to intervene as the riders were obviously ok and instead he picked up a large piece of fairing from the middle of the road, flung it into the pile of 'peds and continued to work.

The End.

Which one was you

The bollard  :buttrock:

I think Darwin explained these actions somewhere.

Priceless  :laughcont:  :laughcont:
I've paid money and gone to a circus to be entertained like that.
LOL